CuriosaCrusade

Mama always said Comedy is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get a laugh out of. Unless you’re lactose intolerant, then all you get is diarrhea (which in this metaphor would make you somebody who really can’t take a joke). I am actually lactose intolerant just so you know. And a box of chocolates would make my ass explode like nobody’s bees wax, seriously it ain’t even funny. On second thought fuck the box of chocolates, Comedy can be like a bag of jelly beans instead, they’re practically the same thing and they don’t make me spend all day in the bathroom.

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Warning stories may contain curiosities, especially erotic or pornographic humor, which may be a complete waste of time, destroys brain cells, turn you into a demented ‘Deviant’ (not that I’m referring to any of you guys, I think you’re all cool. Really, cross my heart) and give the readers bouts of gastral discomfort.